I'm a college student who just gets bored a lot and turns to his addiction--tumblr. That or masturbation. I often post about my favorite shows (The Vampire Diaries, Sherlock, Doctor Who), movies, video games, and other nerdy obsessions. I also occasionally rant or post about what my friends/boyfriend and I have been up to. Feel free to message me, ask me anything, or follow me. I follow everybody who follows me unless you only talk about drama. I'm a good guy who has no desire for that in my life. Forewarning: I celebrate Penis Friday. This means that if you do not have #nsfw checked in your settings, don't be upset when you see a dick that day.
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.